YOU'VE GOT THE IDEA. WE'RE THE QUANT DESK.

Describe your strategy in plain English. We build it, test it against a year of tick data — honestly — and if it survives, you run it live on your own account. No code. No guru. No trust-me.

Fair warning: most ideas don't survive. That's the point.

Desk status — read this before you pay

Right now a human quant runs your autopsy by hand. That's why the verdict takes 48 hours and why we only take a handful a week — and why it's $9.99 while we're still proving this out. The self-serve platform — spec in, verdict in ten minutes — is what the waitlist is for.

QuantAssay::KERNEL NQZ6 · CME GLOBEX · SIM
LAST 21,847.25 Δ +12.50 LAT 27ms BOOK ● LIVE SIM
BidsPriceAsks
ORDER-BOOK HEATMAP · SAME BOOK AS THE LADDER
Time & Sales
Live demo

Pick an idea. Watch the desk work.

Three ideas traders actually trade. The desk runs each one through the full gauntlet right here — and it doesn't pretend they all survive.

Auto-running · click any idea to test it

01Describe
you

02You Approve
instrument
entry
exit
Approved
03Tick Replay
Sessions 0 / 237
Events Scanned 0
Fills @ 14 / 27 / 220ms
Sequential Win Rate
--.-% needs > 52.3%
04Luck Test
beats this % of 200 luck-only reruns
05Verdict
How the desk works

From plain English to a running algo, in five stages you can watch.

These five stages are what the desk does to every idea it takes. Today a quant runs them by hand and emails you the report inside 48 hours. The stages themselves don't change when the software takes over — you just stop waiting two days for them.

QuantAssay::PIPELINE PLAIN ENGLISH → RUNNING ALGO
STAGES 5● AUTO-PLAYS ON SCROLL
01

Describe it in plain English

Talk to the desk the way you'd talk to a quant sitting next to you. It asks the clarifying questions a good engineer would ask.

# no code. ever. you talk, it builds.
you  ›
02

Approve the exact spec

The AI writes the specification — you sign every rule. Nothing runs that you didn't approve. The spec is the contract; it's hashed and versioned.

# spec card — human-readable, no black box
entry  : avg_size_z > 1.25 && range_pos_20m > 0.80
exit   : TP 15 pts / SL 25 pts
session: US open · max 10 trades/day
✓ approved 2026-07-08 14:02:11 · #C71D…4A
03

Executed against a year of real ticks

Filled at the bid and ask that actually existed — at 14, 27, and 220 milliseconds after your signal. Spread paid. Commission charged. Anything else is fiction.

signal (UTC)sidefilllatexitp&l
13:42:07.114SHORT@bid 21,847.2527msTP+$298
14:03:52.881SHORT@bid 21,872.5027msSL−$502
14:39:10.446SHORT@bid 21,858.7527msTP+$298
…×604 more · day by day · nothing skipped
04

The risk department tries to kill it

200 shuffled-world null tests, out-of-sample confirmation, day-concentration audits, parameter-cliff checks. This is the step every other tool skips.

Null Battery0 / 200 worlds
OOS Win Rate ––.–% breakeven 52.3% after costs
Null Percentile –– beats the noise
Day Concentration ✓ No Parameter Cliff ✓
05

Survivors go live — on your rails

30 days of forward paper proof first — no exceptions. Then the runtime is yours — you run it on your own machine, wired to your own broker via your TradersPost or PickMyTrade webhook. We never touch your money, and we never will. Stage 5 ships with the self-serve desk — today the autopsy ends at the verdict report.

momentum-fade-v3No Edge Detected
orb-retest-nqFragile — Fails Null
trapped-buyer-shortSurvives → Paper Desk

Your strategy, reporting to you daily — like a fund reports to its investors.

TRAPPED-BUYER-SHORT · worked example, not a real account · NQ · Paper Day 22 of 30
Month P&L+$0 Win Days0 / 26 Max DD−$0 HealthON TRACK
01
−$904
1T
02
−$945
5T
03
−$912
3T
06
+$750
3T
07
+$751
3T
08
+$754
2T
09
+$755
5T
10
−$908
2T
13
+$754
2T
14
+$754
2T
15
+$750
3T
16
+$758
1T
17
−$908
2T
20
+$758
1T
21
+$750
3T
22
−$904
4T
23
+$754
2T
24
+$826
3T
27
+$759
4T
28
+$754
2T
DAY 1 DAY 22 LIVE
Backtest 5–95% Cone
Actual Paper Equity
Status: Inside The Cone

Every day after the session closes, the desk replays your frozen strategy on that day's data and posts the result. If live behavior drifts outside the backtest's cone, you get flagged before your money does. This is what "running your own book" actually looks like.

// the gate — enforced by the platform, not by willpower
The live export stays locked for 30 days of forward paper. No exceptions by default — skipping requires a signed waiver, and we log it.health ≠ DECAY · rails = your machine → your broker · our access to your funds = none. ever.
"If that annoys you, we're not for you."

Stop paying the prop firm to test your strategy for you. That's what evals currently are.

3 attempts
The current method
$378–$633
fees + resets — and you still don't know why it failed
Proving it first
$9.99
a written verdict on your actual strategy — before you pay any firm anything

FEE MATH: $149–267 PER EVAL ATTEMPT · $80–99 RESETS BETWEEN (APEX / TOPSTEP / MFFU PUBLISHED PRICING) · SLIDE TO YOUR HONEST NUMBER

After your strategy survives

Then the desk plans your whole funded career. Not just the next trade.

The questions you argue about in Discord at midnight — how many evals to run, when to quit each day, where your stop actually belongs — have exact answers. We compute them from your strategy's own trades, through your firm's own rulebook.

CAREER PLANNER

Your verified strategy, simulated through 10,000 funded careers at your firm — trailing drawdown counted tick-by-tick.

5 evals in parallel vs 1 at a timefirst funded: 2 days, not 12
Expected cost to funded$412 · ~2.3 attempts
Cutting the day off at −$500account deaths 40% → 22%
"Safe" +$750 daily profit locktaxes your take −31%

Eval → funded → first payout, as a computed timeline — before you pay any firm anything.

STOP & TARGET LAB

Your exits, derived from where your trades actually run — not round numbers. Every trade's full journey on tick data, winners and losers.

YOUR TARGET WHERE BIG RUNS END

Plus the warnings: wins-tiny-loses-big shapes · one-magic-number cliffs · stops parked in sweep zones.

Bring your idea.

Five minutes of conversation. A year of tick data. An honest answer — and if it's yes, a desk that takes you all the way to live.

Order Your Autopsy — $9.99

A quant runs it by hand · verdict in 48h · limited slots each week
Want the ten-minute self-serve version instead? Join the waitlist.